Articles on Humor - page 9

Squirrel Meat - Delicious but Deadly?


One of my favorite movies is National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. There is one particularly funny scene in which a squirrel has hitched a ride inside the Griswold house sequestered in...
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New Microsoft Achievement:Making Even Norton And McAfee Feel Insecure


After years of making its users feel insecure about viruses and worms, Microsoft has finally achieved what was until now hardly imaginable: making the companies dedicated to its own...
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General Motors Finds A Way To Use Solar Power Even When It Can’t Afford To Install It


General Motors, long inept at making cars with quality ratings that might persuade Americans to buy them, now finds itself too broke to install solar power.

But it has made a...
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Three Turban Monte; Bush And Rumsfeld Find Themselves Playing A Real Sucker's Game


We all know the story of the rube who gets sucked into a game of Three-Card Monte on Fifth Avenue and watches his bets disappear in the pockets of the quick-handed sharpie at the folding...
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President Of Iran Questions Iran’s Right To Exist


With a surprising salvo of bravado, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has asked the provocative question, “Does Iran have a right to exist?”

In the startling speech, he...
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Omnipotent Weapon Enlisted To Halt Nuclear Proliferation: The Almighty Dollar


The Bush administration has finally turned in its battle against nuclear proliferation to the one Western weapon that is apparently downright omnipotent:The Almighty Dollar.

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Urgent Search For New Islamic Sect, Called Smiley Muslims


As Shiites and Sunnis continue to knock each other off in Iraq and rant against the West, the search for a new Muslim sect has become urgent.

The revolutionary spin off, to...
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Nifty at Fifty


I tore open yet another long white envelope and pulled out the contents, the predictable “Still Nifty at Fifty” stared at me from the gaudily coloured card with its inane cartoon face...
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Everyday Events Now Make Halloween Night Seem Safe


As we contemplate the scary rituals and costumes of Halloween, we cannot help but reflect that the everyday world has become so spooky it makes the night of goblins and witches seem...
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The Invention of Land Creatures; Part Seven of The Invention of Everything, Second Half


“Well, think about it. The agglomeration is only so big, right? Nothing leaves, pretty soon there’s no room for anything new.”

“You’ve got a point there. So?”
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