Articles on Humor - page 8

New Study Shows The Good Life May Be The Short Life


Love the good things in life? So we do.

Unfortunately, a new study shows that if you're content with voluntary starvation you can live longer. The proof is in the monkeys....
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Bush Rows Upstream In Iraq, As In Up Niagara Falls


President Bush continues to row upstream in Iraq, even though the current seems to pick up speed every minute. In fact, he seems to be rowing up Niagara Falls. But he just keeps on going,...
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The Invention of Details, With A Final Q & A Period - Second Half;The Invention of Everything


“Really?”

“Yeah. We figure, why make the creatures think about the billions of things that will be going on to keep them alive. We want to free them up to think about...
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Politicians Now Have Clean Hands; Rectitude Not Required


Now, even the most nefarious politicians have clean hands. Just ask them and they’ll show them to you. How is that possible? Have they all suddenly been overcome by moral rectitude?
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Communists Sell North Korea And Iran “The Noose To Hang Themselves With”


Remember Lenin’s quip that “The capitalists would sell us the noose to hang them with”? Talk about the inevitability of history. Now the statement seems to apply more to the communists....
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New Government Study Fails To Locate Mexicans Who Know What A Ladder Is


An extensive study by the U. S. government of Mexicans hoping to enter America illegally has concluded that not a single one of them knows what a ladder is.This key finding has given...
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New Bush Tactic On “Stay The Course” In Iraq: “Don’t Say It; Just Stay It.”


The press was abuzz with the news that President Bush has dropped the dumb saying in regard to Iraq that America will “stay the course.” Unfortunately, almost all other comments emanating...
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After Election Debate, Emergency Medics Labor To Uncross Hillary Clinton’s Fingers


In a recent debate with her Republican opponent in the race for the Senate, Hillary Clinton was repeatedly challenged about her presidential ambitions and accused of inattention to her...
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The Invention of Water And Air Creatures; Part Six, The Invention of Everything, An Eyewitness Account


Now, the stage was set. We had land, water, the sky, heat and light, and our first invention, a way for whatever creatures we would invent to reproduce and have a great time doing so. Now,...
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"The God Delusion" By Richard Dawkins. Philosophical Fiddling While Rome Burns


While the world goes its self-destructive way – not entirely because humans differ in their beliefs about the nature of and existence or nonexistence of God – we have yet another book by...
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