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Pardon Me, But I Thought Free, Freebie, No Cost, Free Download As Well As Many Others, Meant Just That!


You all know what I am referring to and I'm sure you are as fed up as I am with all the parsing of common words to misrepresent something, someone or both. The parsing of commonly held...
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Female Muslim Sexologist On TV; Proves More Popular Than Al-Qaeda


A female Muslim sexologist named Heba Kotb now has a TV program called “Big Talk,” where the courageous pioneer discusses sex in as normal and healthy a manner as she can dare to in her...
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Washington Madam Names Clients; Who’s Next?


As if our fearless leaders in Washington don’t have enough to fret about, now Deborah Jeane Palfrey, a madam accused of running a prostitution business has, as part of her defense, vowed...
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Idiotic Human Behavior Traced To Greenhouse Gases


An innovative study by an environmental scientist attempts to explain the recent uptick in idiotic human behavior. According to the resourceful researcher, the likely culpret is the...
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Netflix Informed About Movies On Demand; May Stop Mailing DVDs


Netflix, the company whose enormous red billboards have been annoying computer users for some time, has been informed about the existence of on-demand movies.

Shocked that a...
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Scientists Discover Earthlike Planet; Hope The Civilization Is More Advanced


European astronomers, upon discovering an Earthlike planet outside of our own solar system, winningly named Gliese 581c, were immediately fearful that the sort of behavior that goes on here...
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Al-Sadr And Ahmadinejad Hope Nobody Notices Their Clever Teamwork


One week the inflammatory anti-American Iraqi cleric Mugtada Al-Sadr criticizes George Bush for not withdrawing American troops from Iraq, so, he apparently hopes, the Democratic government...
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Suicide Bomber Arrives At Entrance To Paradise At Same Time As Victims


“What are they doing here?” the suicide bomber asked Allah, pointing to the fifty-two victims he had just blown up along with himself. “I thought I was going to Paradise alone.”
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Toyoto Becomes Number One Car Company; Thanks General Motors


“Thank you so much for making Toyota number one,” the chairman of Toyota, Fujio Cho, said to Richard Wagoner, the CEO of General Motors, and leaned across the conference table to shake...
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The Awesome 80's


It was the decade of decadence. It was about glitz and glamour as well as baubles, bangles, and beads.

Everyone loved Luke and Laura in the afternoon. Lady Diane became...
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