Articles on Humor - page 19

The Clever Florida Manitee Plays Dumb While Being As Smart Or Smarter Than Dolphins


The Florida manatee has fooled us all for ages. We thought it was as slow to cogitate as its “sweet potato” body is to move. Never did the clever "sea cow" let on that it’s actually as...
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New Work List For The Human Race; Given Our Current Work Habits, We Sure Could Use One


Wouldn’t it be revelatory if a helpful hand would came out of the clouds and give the human race a new work list? Given our present doings, we sure could use one.

But, since...
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Hezbollah And Hamas Regret Self-Destructive Behavior; Plan To Build Own Wailing Wall


Leading deadly duffers of Hezbollah and Hamas have finally surveyed the damage that their misjudgment has inflicted on their own people, perhaps partly out of fear that these long-suffering...
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Bin Laden’s Garden Of Earthly Frights


What does a resourceful malefactor do when nearly all of the world is searching for him and he has nothing more urgent to do than hide out? Why, what else? He takes up gardening. At least,...
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US Missile Defense Intercepts Seagull; Cheney Present As Backup


The Defense Department announced that our ever-vigilant military managed to intercept and shoot down a seagull over the Pacific. To assure a successful outcome, Dick Cheney was invited to...
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Bigamist Begs For Life Imprisonment;Seeks Escape From 40 Wives


As you have no doubt read, the country’s leading bigamist – distinguished title, eh? – was arrested in Las Vegas during a routine traffic stop. He had made it to the number one spot on...
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Iranian Kook Rejects Nuke Rebuke, Despite Fluke


The combative president of Iran continued to reject a resolution by Western nations that his nation stop its development of the atomic bomb for peaceful purposes, even though, through some...
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Playwrights Give Critic Bad Review


Members of The Dramatists Guild of America, the organization of playwrights, of which I have been an active member for many years, was in an unusually feisty mood in a review they let howl...
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My Life Would Be Carefree, If It Wasn't For MySpace


Recently after years and years of heartaches, letdowns, and countless Saturdays nights spent stumbling half-drunk around dark bars in a vain attempt to find love, I decided that it was time...
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Demagoguery For Dummies: How To Convince People You’re A Saint,Despite Explosive Evidence To The Contrary


How can a demagogue who boasts of kidnapping and killing and whose woeful misjudgment has reined down death and destruction on his own country be hailed as a saint? Is this demagoguery for...
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