Articles on Humor - page 13

North Korea Throws Nuclear Tantrum; Cries For More Monetary Milk


Hear little Kim Jong Il wail, “Wah! Wah!” I need more financial aid, and, so I’m going to throw a nuclear tantrum, until you give me all the monetary milk I need. And just to make his...
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Bush Claims Approval Rating At All Time High; His Wife Told Him


Why is President Bush unconcerned about his approval rating, which has now sunk to 33%?

He’s certain it’s at an all-time high. How does he know? He asked his ever-faithful...
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The Invention Of The Sky: Part Four of The Invention of Everything, An Eyewitness Account


Continuing Readers: Please, page down past the brief introductory material.

New Readers: If you missed a previous part, you’ll find it elsewhere on this site or at...
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New Book About End Of Life On Earth; Skips Beginning Of It


Yet another bleak new book about the end of life on the earth has emerged from the darkling presses, Cormac McCarthy’s The Road. Unnfortunately, the author skips something that has not yet...
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Dispute Over Fish Oil Gets Smoky Hot


It appears that fish oil prevents second heart attacks but primarily in Europe. It has become the usual practice over there to prescribe purified fish oil to patients who have had a heart...
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Why Are The Most Successful Electric Cars On Mars?


Think about the Mars Rovers Opportunity and Spirit, the solar-powered vehicles that were designed to carry on for ninety days of Martian exploration but have now gone ten times that long –...
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What is Islamic Behavior? Generally, How Islamic People Behave


We’re going to attempt what, until now, seems undoable for an infidel: write about Islamic behavior in a way that doesn’t upset Muslims or anybody else. Is that a challenge or isn’t it?...
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Nobel Prizes Awarded; Alfred Nobel Excluded


As the world indulges in another reverent obeisance to the Nobel Prize and its genuinely laudable recipients, we should take a moment to observe that Alfred Nobel has been excluded.
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World Chess Championship Literally Goes Down The Toilet


Sometimes the cartoon world, at least as reflected in the colorful pictures and captions of mass media, gets so bonkers that a real-world headline would be right at home in a humor...
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Coyote Excuses Predatory Behavior; Claims Was Molested By Cocker Spaniel


A coyote was caught molesting a flock of lambs. Confronted about his predatory behavior, he became immediately repentant and explained how he could have fallen into such disgraceful...
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