Articles on Humor - page 10

A World In Love With Jokes


Judging from the listings in our Abillionbooks online bookstores, the whole world is in love with jokes, and books of jokes to such an extent, well, almost as much as it loves Paris Hilton....
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U. S. Population Reaches 300 Million; Wow, That’s A Lot Of Lovemaking!


The US population has now reached 300 million. True, it has taken since the ancestors of the American Indians migrated across the Aleutian Islands and dropped in via Alaska and since the...
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North Korean Says, “Sorry. Please, Pass The Collection Basket”


Almost immediately after North Korea provoked the world by testing a nuclear weapon, the supplicant said, “We’re sorry. Please, pass the collection basket.” The Dennis The Menance...
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Debate Opponent Knocks Hillary’s Looks; Surgically Removes Self From Contention


There are a lot of things you can say about Hillary Clinton, and just about all of them have been said too many times. Now, her Republican opponent for Senate in New York, John Spencer,...
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The Invention of Land Creatures; Part Seven, The Invention of Everything, An Eyewitness Account


When today’s meeting began, there was a special excitement in the air. We had invented the creatures that would go in the water and the air. Now, we were going to invent the land...
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“Lisey’s Story” By Stephen King: A Romance Just In Time For Halloween


Stephen King has published a new book that is supposed to be a romance. But it turns out to be a romance that should might best take place during Halloween. He has not only written about...
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New Cosmetic Surgery Provides Eyelashes You Can Perm


Think you’ve seen it all? How about having eyelashes long enough to perm or gazing into the eyes of a woman who perms her own? As long as we’ve got our eyes on tomorrow, how about if the...
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Clever Vladimir Putin Says He Won't Run For A Third Term


Vladimir Putin, the elected 3-time czar of Russia, announced that he will not seek a fourth term. In doing so, he dutifully tipped his hat to the Russian constitution, which forbids anyone...
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Halloween Takes A Hit; Ghosts And Vampires Are Now Scientifically Impossible


As if Halloween isn't in big enough trouble because of the ability of the everyday world to spook us, two of the fright night's favorite ways of horrifying children have now been declared...
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Feisty Candidates Spar for November 8th Votes


Accusations, finger pointing and mudslinging would be welcome gestures compared to the new lows two rival candidates have stooped to this election year.

The pair are on the...
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